Flaky Friends by Anna Akana
Why do you say we should hang out again
Catch up on life but then
Never respond to my text? Hello?
Why do you ask me how I’m doing when
You ditched me yet again
Man, this has got to end
Oh, you are a flaky friend
You define flaky and
Oh, honestly I’m sick of it
Your flaky bullshit (giggle)
Like last week I’m at the coffee shop
I’m 15 minutes early
Then I get a message from you
"I can’t come, so sorry"
What. The. Fuck.
Please tell me you’re joking around
Cause it’s a dick move bro, if you’re canceling
With traffic it’d take you 45 minutes to get here on time
So what the hell have you been doing?
Oh, you are a flaky bitch
You can go eat a dick
Oh, good luck getting other friends
You’ll never stand me up again
Oh, and one more thing.